Mother ship Cafe

Welcome to our cafe where everything you experience is out of this world. LITERALLY.

Appetizers

    Galazaina Roots

  • The roots are chopped off and steamed with earths global warming. This appetizer is super freshly made since the roots are from the Galazainian people caged in the back of the ship ready to go. DISCLAIMER:No one was hurt in the process of making this dish, well other than the Galazainians.

    • Goo Dip

  • Freshly gooed from the goo fruit, this Goo Dip is the gooiest dish on our menu. Bring your own chips for they will not be provided due to culture appropriation of the Human race.

    • Black Hole Cluster

  • These black holes are contained really carefully by our ship's faculty. When consumed, Mother Ship Cafe has no responsibility when it comes to the effect of a black hole on your tummy. Don't get frighten though for there is no other sensation like it or after it.

    • Crispy Rattails

  • Freshly caught by our spectacular rat traps, these Crispy Rattails are fried in rat oil for a scrumptious taste, and also recycling purposes.

Entries

    Hot Asteroids

  • Edible Asteroids are collected from Ediblee planet. The asteroids are filled with high degree mars seasoning and Nafalagous cheese.

    • Lumpy Spaghetti

  • Ship made spaghetti with lumps marinated in Mother Ship's secret fluid sauce.

    • Scrambled Chewbacca Brain

  • Live Chewbacca brain boiled and scrambled in Chewbacca urine for an exquisite brain f@#k sensation.

    • Solar Human Stake

  • Rare species known as Humans are grilled on solar rays for a sunny taste. Enjoy two body parts of your choice.

    • Grilled Tentacles

  • Freshly shipped from the planet Qella, our Grilled Tentacles are our ship's universally loved by the universe people.

    • Fried Specimen X

  • Fried in rocket fuel, specimen X comes from our ship's collection of unidentified specimens. If you are able to identify the specimen you will be eliminated due to our ship's privacy policy. So don't.

    • Bio Clone Stew

  • With our ship's advanced Bio Technology you are able to enjoy a steamy clone stew of yourself. Tip: don't make eye contact with the clone (it gets awkward).

Deserts

    Galactic Creme Brulee

  • With the ingrediencies collected across the galaxy our Creme Brulee leaves more than just a sweet tase in your mouth.

    • Purple Egg Muffin

  • The crunchy purple egg shell adds a unique feeling as you are taking a bite out of this tasty treat.

    • Micro Cakes

  • These Micro cakes are baked by our microbe bakers that put the micro in microscopic. You also get a microscope to be able to see and consume these delicious cakes.

    • Slime Filled Churro

  • Our Churro's are filled with a tart slime produced by Tim, our busboy. Don't worry they wash their hands before going back to bussing tables.

    • Sweet Roach Sticks

  • Glazed with thick Martian honey, this treat puts the sweet in Sweet Roach Sticks, but don't be fooled for it isn't the honey that gives it the sweet taste, it's the roach eyes that does it.

Drinks

    Shaky Milky Way

  • This shake is made from the milky way, how? We don't know either. It tastes great thought!

    • Iced Buzz Fluid

  • Drained from the Buzz bug, this refresher is chilled for a..............well, a chilled sensation.

    • Bloody Pluto

  • Gathered from all the blood shed by the "Pluto is a planet" war.

    • Virgin Star

  • Freshly juiced virgin star fruits make for the perfect drink to have when life happens, and life happens a lot so you might as well run an open tab.